Me, after going over details of recent doctor’s appointment: I just get so scared and sad every time I think “I can never do ________ again.”
Him: You know what you can never do again? Leave.
Me, after going over details of recent doctor’s appointment: I just get so scared and sad every time I think “I can never do ________ again.”
Him: You know what you can never do again? Leave.
“Are you going to fucking cry?
“Ha. Pathetic.
“Well, do what you have to, failure. We are going to watch this show, and I’m not stopping it to have some deep conversation about how you’re not really that worthless or anything like that; I trust you can figure that out yourself.
“So cry if you’re going to. But keep it the fuck down.”
Him: I don’t know why you’d show me that if you didn’t want me to think it looked fun, dumbass.
Me: I have terrible self-preservation skills.
Him: No, you don’t.
Me: …I don’t?
Him: No. You know I’m not going to kill you. Just make you wish I would.