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Scenes from a Pandemic: A dynamic summarized*

Him: I don’t know why you’d show me that if you didn’t want me to think it looked fun, dumbass.
Me: I have terrible self-preservation skills.
Him: No, you don’t.
Me: …I don’t?
Him: No. You know I’m not going to kill you. Just make you wish I would.

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