Titles of Kink Autobiographies I Could Write*

Oh, The Places I’ve Bled

Ageplay and Other Things My Cunt Didn’t Consult Me On

Horny and Existentially Tired

Everything I Need to Know About My Turn-Ons I Learned from a Name I Was Called in Middle School

That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

It’s Not Safe, It’s Not Sane, and I’m Trying to Forget It’s Consensual

The Abridged Guide to Enjoying Denial: Just the Tips

The Seven Habits of the Highly Self-Sabotaging Masochist

That’s Not Gonna Leave a Mark Anymore

Why Am I Wet? A Memoir

How I Kept Worrying and Learned to Love Almost Dying

The Most Washed Sheets in America

Horror Movies Ranked by How Much I Needed to Get Fucked After Watching

What’s Wrong with Me? Volume I of ?

Nobody Warned Me: Is This a Collagen Thing?